Are you ready for the Great Depression of 2008?

Are you ready for the upcoming Great Depression of 2008? If not, I advise you to start preparing for it because it is coming folks. Leon Fisher over at Unknown News has the perfect solution that will help you through the upcoming economic calamity that this country is facing. He writes the following:

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Just think of it, the Great Depression of '08 deluxe refrigerator carton will not only keep you and yours dry, but will bring all your family members closer together, just like the old days.

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